How to be liked by everyone

Be liked by everyone, like this cat, you can't deny he is adorable.

You want to be that person everybody likes? The one who has life figured out and attracts people? Well, you came to the right place. This is 5 ways to be liked by everyone.


1. Always smile

Nobody wants to be around someone who is sad, so as long as you look happy you have a chance at being liked. Who cares if you're not actually happy? If you want everyone to like you, you should smile.


2. Don't ever ask for help

Asking for help makes you seem desperate, and this is the last thing you want to be. No one likes a desperate person. You never want to show people how much you are struggling. Don't ask others for help.


3. Never disagree

Make it seem like you agree with whoever you're with at the moment. Even if it seems ridiculous, you don't want to tell them that because then they won't like you. Just passively agree with anything someone says.


4. Don't talk about yourself

People love to be the center of attention, so pay attention to them. Ask them questions and dodge talking about yourself, if you talk about yourself they might figure out how messy your life really is. It's better to make them feel important.

5. Do what everyone else does

To be liked, you should want to fit in. Don't stand out. Don't do anything that makes you look different or weird. Just copy the "cool kids". Then people won't hate you for anything, and even better, they'll like you! Follow along and don't differ from everyone else, and you will be liked.


BONUS:

6. Be perfect

Guys, this just sums up everything. If you are always perfect, you will be liked by everyone. People will want to be around you. So just be perfect.



P.S. I hope you guys realize that this is sarcasm. No one is liked by everyone. No one is perfect. You should not be afraid to show what you are truly feeling, to ask for help, to disagree, and to stand out. You might not be liked by every one, but you don't need to be. You just need a few good friends who you can be yourself around. There will be people who don't like you. That's fine. Winston Churchill says, "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." So stand out. Be brave. And here are three things you can do to actually make friends: Be selfless, be kind, be empathetic. That's the kind of person who is liked, not by everyone, but by good people. You will make enemies, but at least you stood for something.